MASH!!!

Here is my (normal)  mash example!!! {Notice I said example. : ) }

After graduating from Yale, you will find work as a Cosmetologist and drive a(n) 1939 Audi S5. Hot dog!

After 18 years of dating, you'll marry your sweetheart Jack and move to New York, buy a(n) Apartment and raise your 2 wonderful kid(s).

You will die by getting hit from an out-of-control ice cream truck at 84 years young. Poor you.