MASH HALLOWEEN!!!

We know it isn't halloween but we love MASHING our stories!!! Here is an example of the halloween mash thats SUPER funny!!!

As you scramble breathlessly through the haunted woods in your geisha costume, Lexter's words echo in your mind. 'YOU MUST LEAVE.'

But you're lost, and to make matters worse, you're certain something is following you.  If only you hadn't bet Caleb 27 twix that you could survive a night in the haunted woods!  Behind you, you hear a(n) chipmunk bark.

Just as your legs are about to give out, you stumble into a large clearing.  In the middle stands an eerie and undoubtedly haunted Shack bathed in unholy cinnamon moonlight.

Movement catches your eye. Next to the house stands a twisted tree with a person tied to it.  You recognize the face instantly; it's Caleb!

Once you're sure the way is clear, you rush over and try to untie Caleb, but the rope won't budge.

'Use the pee to loosen it!' Caleb whispers, nodding towards the ground.  Lying on a rotten stump next to the tree is a(n) pee.  You pick it up and loosen the rope to free Caleb just in time to hear insidious laughter behind you.

You whirl around, pee in hand, and find yourself face to face with a hideous, pale-skinned woman, smiling hungrily with sharp, pointy teeth… the Witch!

She rushes at you with inhuman speed.  You instinctively raise the pee, but with a quick flourish, the Witch sends it sailing from your hands.

She cackles fiendishly, grasping for your throat.

Suddenly, out of the woods charges a(n) cookie monster, which tackles the Witch with crushing force.  The pair tumble to the ground, mercilessly clawing at each other in the moonlight.  That cookie monster must have been the thing following you earlier!

Without hesitating, you grab Caleb's hand and rush back into the woods, mindless of the sharp, low-hanging branches and sticky spider webs you pass through.  After what seems like hours, you andCaleb stumble out of the woods and back into safety hand in hand.

Without a word, Caleb hugs you tightly, and trembling, you realize you survived the night...  and live happy ever after!

Happy Halloween!