Ellen is sooo great! Check out some of her funny "quotes"!
-I
have all these people to give Christmas gifts to, and you know what
I've found? There are some very nice things at the 99-cent store.
-What's
with this sudden choice of disorders we get right now? When I was a
kid, we just had crazy people, that's it, just crazy people.
-Stuffed
deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are
wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then
you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
- (about
local news) They do these teases to get you to watch later on. They're
so incredibly cruel: "It could be the most deadly thing in the world and
you may be having it for dinner. We'll tell you what it is tonight at
11:00."
The Youngest Teen! :)
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